Night out in Kyoto - The river and Sam&Daves

Kyoto doesn't have the greatest nightlife but its been adequate so far. Public drinking here is acceptable and basically you can get away with anything (except maybe murder) as long as you are drunk. The police will just talk to you quietly and eventually leave you to yourself. We started the night by drinking at the river in mid 20C weather and watching a performance by some Japanese people.

What I have learnt: from personal and other people's experience of this night is that:
1) Don't ever buy Guinness in a can from Lawsons (tastes like water downed coffee)
2) Don't buy Heineken from Lawsons. It's not Heineken, so don't waste your money.
3) They sell Corona with a sachet of lime and lemon in Lawsons for 260 yen a bottle!!! BUY THIS.
4) Beware of drinking a whole bottle of Black Nikka whisky.
5) It can get slippery by the river. That, or Wolverine lives in Kyoto!6) Don't ride home on a bike with faulty brakes when drunk at 3am.

7) Kyoto clubs have funny names: Club Laid, Fetish House, Moonshine bar, Girls Experience etc etc8)If you are going to puke in a Taxi, puke into your handbag (or out the window)
9) Japanese taxi drivers will always take you home, no matter how sick you look.
10) JAPAN IS GREAT!